statement-Michael Myers lives in a garbage can and shouldn’t drink water.
1st Paragraph - Water is bad for you 80 percent of water is made of bad chemicals.It makes people bald at the age of 50. Coke, Fanta, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Diet Coke,Diet Pepsi, Coke Zero is good for because it gives you the nice burrrrrrrrp that you like
2nd Paragraph - a garbage can is the best hiding spot for evil people.Evil people look like they smell bad and bins smell bad, soooo perfect. Bins is the least place the owners will check unless they throw out the rubbish.then it will be the perfect time to strike.
3rd Paragraph - all you have to do to smell like a villain is hide in a rubbish bin so you get that weird smell and don’t drink water.Not drinking water will make you dehydrated and make you look crusty as heck and then you paint your face and and get a wig and some creepy clothes, don't forget the weapon.Then you will be the perfect villain.
this is my quirky persuasive writing.my literacy class and I had to write six ridiculous things on paper like a fish with legs or sheep with scales.then we put all our paper in three boxes, 2 animals or humans, 2 objects or things and then 2 places.then we had to pick one of each box.my three words were Michael Myers garbage can and water bottle